reed college !!
here’s a quick summary: EVERYONE has purple hair and a lip ring, everyone is super smart and brews toilet wine/manufactures LSD in their dorms some-fuckin’-how, everyone is consistently stoned/strung out in between strivin for their phd in molecular biology…it’s weird here…it’s an alien planet
isnt ur school supposed 2 be super chill abt this kind of stuff omg
yes ??? our motto is literally “communism, atheism, and free love” but that is the most misleading thing ever b/c the cops are consistently up ur butt and u have to pay for literally everything including use of the washers/dryers >:-(((
on the other hand they have an agreement with the portland p.d. that the police won’t get involved if you’re caught with drugs or alcohol and it’ll stay off your criminal record :-)))